do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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Owwn :33
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Ernie #travelogue: the rainbow was nifty & should hv been a tipoff that there would be another meteorological assault on the automotive prison-this time: hail. #Nature itself rails against my captivity!!
Conditions: a few hours ago… Wet
#desMoines #iowa #wtfWeather (at Des Moines, Iowa)
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do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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so i guess you could say
this statue has
a fly booty
i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
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why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
(via gingersmind)
my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock
walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock
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I don’t know, you don’t know, Tre don’t know, Mike don’t know… Y’know?
(Source: go-carts-and-guns, via billiejoeisaburrito)
We’re excited to announce “Toy Story of TERROR!” a new animated short coming to ABC this Halloween!
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Do ya think we’ll be alright? It’s hard to say.
Will we get out of here alive? No not today.
We’re all running for our lives, will we be saved?
There’s only one ticket out, above and away.
So many things I wanna say to you.
Sorry for the things that I know I put you through.
No matter what…